You know everyone is concerned with weight. But what has that got to do with chocolate? Chocolate is an absolute necessity, a legitimate human need, right up there with the need of validation. So, my friend, how can the two values align themselves properly — the need to be perfectly trim with no extra calories yet still have your chocolate and eat it, too?

Hmmm. Humor. That’s the only way to solve such conundrums. Oh, and chocolate — because chocolate and humor together can tackle anything, even excess calories. So here you have it, silliness in a chocolate bar that proclaims the delicious creamy chocolate inside has no calories, under certain circumstances.
Send this as a funny gag gift to anyone you know who is interested in dieting and eating chocolate…all at the same time, of course.